A Study in Egg
Life is hard as a bachelorette, let me tell you.
Back in 2010, I decided I wanted an omelet. I had foolishly decided that I actually had the ability to make this delicious dish. My first time met with … total failure. I managed to make it inside out.
So after this disaster, I was banned from the kitchenette.
Until this evening, when I decided, “I’ve clearly grown! Let us mark this occasion by making an omelet!”
No. Nonononono-God-GODAMMIT. YOU BROKE THE RULES! YOU BROKE THE RULES! EVERYONE’S GONNA BE MAD BECAUSE YOU. YOU BROKE THE. YOU BROKE THE RULES! You can’t fix an- AN OMELET. WE’VE TOLD YOU. You’re tearing this family apart!
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norealbusinessbeinghere said:
If you can read, you can cook. Try try again.
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dergrossefritz reblogged this from regdichab and added:
No. Nonononono-God-GODAMMIT. YOU BROKE THE RULES! YOU BROKE THE RULES! EVERYONE’S GONNA BE MAD BECAUSE YOU. YOU BROKE...
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maskedillusion said:
D8 …I’m teaching you how to make one when you’re back, ASAP.
Hopefully it still tasted good? :D?
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dajra reblogged this from regdichab and added:
followers can see how well you cook. :’D You’re welcome. And those would be called scrambled eggs, not an omelet. |D
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